October 1st 2008 marked the beginning of the The Ort Repot. Modeled after; Your Daily Chum.com, the Chum newsletter, The Daily Break, Daily Fail Blogs, Daily Haha, Funny Junk and other Daily emails.
Why ORT Report? I wanted to stay along the lines of Chum since there are like 20 different places on the internet called “something” CHUM. But in an attempt to not be cliché and reuse the idea I reflected back to summer camp where all the leftover food that no one finished was weighed and then charted, the Left Over’s were ORT. The Chart was the ORT REPORT. According to Merriam-Webster’s Collegiate Dictionary, ort is defined as, “a morsel left at a meal.”
My goal is to sift through internet videos, popular and obscure and when I finally compile enough (good) ones I will put them in an organized email as I have now for the past month or two. PLEASE I BEG: FORWARD THESE! There’s such CRAP being forwarded these days. Email this Website to anyone who might like it. The larger my viewing audience the more people don’t have to waste time watching crap videos and wasting time being misled by the internet. My purpose is to keep you informed and up to date in this new world of online entertainment, a new medium meant to be exploited and explored by ME.
These videos, pictures and articles are my left over morsel’s after consuming MANY videos, and receiving many daily chums/fails etc. In an attempt to not let these Gems just be wasted for my selfish enjoyment ONLY; I give you my ORT REPORT!
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